i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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