Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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