Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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