Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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