carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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