I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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