Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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