Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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