Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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