***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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