dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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