Fine. I'll sleep in my office
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I can't put those talents on a resume
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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