That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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