There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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