This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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