You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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