weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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