dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
im having a threesome with these popsicles
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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