Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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