Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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