dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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