You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
it glows. i had to have it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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