why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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