If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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