The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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