Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
