Where are you?
In a non slutty way
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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