My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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