ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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