Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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