Its about making memories worth repressing
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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