she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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