remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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