That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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