I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she peed on how many people?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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