Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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