question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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