fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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