God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Randomize
