Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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