what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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