I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
My ATM looks so different sober.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
