Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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