Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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