what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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