only if we run a train.
done.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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