ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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