She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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