we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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