Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
