google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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