just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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