Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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