I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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