Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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