omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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